One thing

Today I wore my favorite pants to work. The same pants I have been wearing to work intermittently for the past 2 1/2 years. Went to the bathroom this afternoon, and after pulling down said pants, realized that they are about 3 threads away from showing a way-to-close-to-my-crotch section of my inner thigh. I realized this because the section in question (which is quite large, by the way, at least 3 inches on each thigh), is pretty much see through. I don't know how long these pants have been like this, but at least I now know why I've been feeling more popular at work.